Laws for a truly free country:
		These are laws that I would enact if I were king of my own country. This is the way it should be.
				01. No individual, no matter how high their authority, shall ever be permitted to interfere with the administering of any substance or chemical, or any chemical conceived in the future, to any person who freely choses to do so, regardless of age, race, religion,mental handicap, sexual orientation, criminal status, or nationality.. 02. Everybody is permitted to say whatever imaginable string/waveform/picture they want, no matter how horrible, even in a school setting, even if it ticks someone off. 03. No one shall be compelled to learn or go to an establishment of education. No one can make you go to school if you don't want to, no matter what. Anyone compelling an individual to learn against their will shall be executed, after a computer uses an algorithm to design a faster computer that designs the most painful execution method imaginable.. 04. War is prohibited under all possible circumstances, now and forthcoming. 05. No one shall request or require money for any information, signal, waveform, or large number. Anyone found to be in violation will be required to compensate retroactively for the money stolen from the consumer. 06. There shall be no limits on aforementioned rights for people on account of age. 07. There are absolutely no priveledges that are not inaleinable rights. 08. You have absolute, irrevocable and perpetual freedom of religion. 09. Anyone living in a country without aforementioned rights is at liberty to enter or leave this country as they wish, so long as they do not infringe on these rights. 10. No product, electronic, software, or otherwise, shall be permitted to disobey the wishes of the user. 11. That which is initially free of charge, remains free of charge. 12. Those who are assaulted are free to retribute with whatever retaliation they see fit. 13. No person or corporation is permitted to steal physical,tangible goods costing more than 2 minutes wages, regardless of position of authority. 14. The maximum wage shall be no more than 10 times the minimum wage. 15. Anyone who commits murder shall be executed within 60 days of verified proof of murder. If the 60 day period passes without results, the family of the victim can kill the murder or give amnesty at their discretion. 16. He who makes, sells, or distributes any electronic device, which enables the user to make copies, gain access to material, or enable new features, shall never be guilty of anything relating to making this type of "spank" technology which punishes technological objects that misbehave. 17. Those who pirate information shall be given tax breaks out of the paycheck of whoever wrote the original copy of the information. 18. Those who choose not to breed shall have free sponsored  transportation as long as they remain child-free.
					And by the way....halfbakery blows monkey spheres... They wouldn't know freedom if it bit them on the neck.
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