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This page lists things that are certain for me, ignoring current events/news. I'm not crying too much, I'm just stating what I believe to be facts.
1. I will never get hit by a car, regardless of the light level.
2. I will always get my way, so long as it's righteous.
3. I will have explosive diarreah until death.
4. I will continue to have acne until I reach my second retirement.
5. My room will never have air conditioning.
6. We will never get internet faster than 44kbps. (that's NOT geocities fault, it's actually because I have dialup)
7. Thanks the pilgrim sitcom will never be available on DVD for me to purchase in a store with cash.
8. I will never be able to buy 35mm film without having either a car or a credit card.
9. I will never be able to ride public transportation in my town. |
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