Things I encourage a radio frequency operator to do on the air.. 10. (least important) Hades has frozen over. Have slothful lazy guests on the air and they describe how they finally got up the willpower to finish a project 2 years behind schedule. Useful for politicians. 9. Capital punishment channel with stonings on Sunday. 8. Broadcast propaganda to encourage everybody to evade the draft. 7. For those who willfully murder their children, call them up live on the air and defame with the truth and no falsehoods. 6. Speak instructions on how to turn a CueCat into a regular barcode scanner. 5. Leak all source code to major software programs on radio teletype. 4. Jam a liberal's junior high school television system and show the spice channel and/or human beheadings with a pocket knife. 3. Instruction manual intended for children: how to roll Cuban marijuana cigars. 2. The sound of a touch tone phone dialing the number 13,256,278,887,989,457,651,018,865,901,401,704,640 and the number one thing is: 1. NAPPY HEADED HO'S! <---sodomites and philistines hate that phrase!!
		Let us not forget that the First Amendment came first. Freedom shall prevail over the Philistines!
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